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year is 2392
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: RACK CITY BITCH RACK RACK CITY BITCH
Maybe you need to distance yourself a little. Too...
sweetestdownfall-: She’s a keeper. Too bad you didn’t keep her.
Me: Hey close the door
Parent: *leaves the door open 2 centimeters*
Me: *dying whale noise*
warpedtourorbust: do you ever listen to a song a hundred times and then you hear one line that you’ve heard before but never really payed attention to you and you realize “holy shit, that’s my life in a lyric” and then you just wanna write it everywhere and scream it across rooftops and get it tattooed on your forehead